What’s the difference between a day off and an off day?

I say, I say! What IS the difference between a day off and an off day?

Nothing at all except brain patterns and attitude.

Fiona Flap has spoken…

It’s funny. Not funny as in a joke. Funny how very easily the two can be transposed. A day off into an off day, when there’s no structure to keep you focused.

Here’s a real joke to make up for the last non-joke:

Me: “I say, I say! I’ve been studying marine science in the Indian Ocean.”

You: Seychelles?

Me: “Well, all the molluscs, really.”

Don’t let your day off be an off day!

With love from me.